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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 15:04

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

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Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

After a few moments he returns.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do you think some men have sex with prostitutes because they're too afraid to talk to women? Money does the talking for them.

Yes sir it is.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

HELLO

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I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Sure no problem officer.

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Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

{RING} {RING}

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

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I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.